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‘Never Give a Cephalopod a Banjo’ – A Treatise on the Work of Dr. Evadne Plummaster

In October a squid was elected to the North Macedonian Assembly causing great controversy as North Macedonia is landlocked. Despite, as a species, not being native to North Macedonia, the squid in question was born in the Oceanarium in Skopje and therefore qualified to run for government under the non-cephalopod sub-clause lacking North Macedonian constitution.Continue reading “‘Never Give a Cephalopod a Banjo’ – A Treatise on the Work of Dr. Evadne Plummaster”