Sir Dandy Gladstone, Lord Peterbury Nomenclature, Casper Princely-Squinting, all names that have been etched in stone in the pantheon of cricketing gods, yet none of them played in that immortal Wessex C.C.C of 1897 whose sporting feats have echoed through the ages like campanologists in Cheddar Gorge. Considered the first truly great cricket team, theyContinue reading “‘Howzat Father!’ – A Treatise on one of History’s Most Influential Cricket Clubs”
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‘The First Fold is the Deepest’ – A Treatise on the Art and History of Origami
The origami art form was invented and developed by Catherine de Montford (1456-1493) who, once she’d finished her cod and chips after Bingo, absent-mindedly folded the grease-soaked newspaper into the shape of a dabchick. De Montford earned a living from travelling from hamlet to hamlet, foisting miniaturised effigies of waterfowl on unsuspecting people to theirContinue reading “‘The First Fold is the Deepest’ – A Treatise on the Art and History of Origami”
‘Exit Pursued by Bear’ – A Treatise on Esoteric Productions of Shakespeare
This year of course has marked the 406th anniversary of Shakespeare’s death and the bunting has certainly been up in our house. During those four hundred years there have been countless productions of his plays and in this treatise I explore several of the most innovative and/or controversial ones. There is an old adage inContinue reading “‘Exit Pursued by Bear’ – A Treatise on Esoteric Productions of Shakespeare”
Treatise on the Defence of the Immortal Bureaucrat
This particular treatise I can’t claim as my own but rather I have translated a recently discovered document from the site of Ancient Thebes. It appears to be from approximately 400B.C. though is yet to be ascribed to any specific historical figure. It takes the form of a dialogue between ‘Pedantases’ and ‘Prolexises’ in whichContinue reading “Treatise on the Defence of the Immortal Bureaucrat“
‘Zapata’s Burrito’ – A Treatise on the Origins of Sports Day Events
One of the highlights of Summer term in British schools is Sports Day where tiny humans are encouraged by their owners to lob wellingtons, to run swiftly whilst shackled to another, and to carry an egg at tremendous speeds. An odd assortment of sporting challenges to the uninformed eye, but where did these events comeContinue reading “‘Zapata’s Burrito’ – A Treatise on the Origins of Sports Day Events“
‘A Suburban Pantheon’ – A Treatise on the Mythology of the Neóploutoi
The classic Hellenic pantheon of Gods, headed by the thunder-wielding Zeus and his many siblings and progeny, is well known. With the development of the city states in Greece and the subsequent rise in the proto-middle classes there was suddenly a theological need for a group of deities whose remits fitted the concerns of theContinue reading “‘A Suburban Pantheon’ – A Treatise on the Mythology of the Neóploutoi”
Yes Sir, I Can Boogie But I Need a Certain Parasitic Worm – A Treatise on the Importance of Worms in the Development of Dance
As anyone who has ever given a toddler a xylophone knows, humans aren’t born with a sense of rhythm. And yet, by the time we are fully grown, many of us are capable of playing ‘edelweiss’ on the spoons, rotating our hips to the sound of Perry Como, or mimicking the mating call of anContinue reading “Yes Sir, I Can Boogie But I Need a Certain Parasitic Worm – A Treatise on the Importance of Worms in the Development of Dance”
The Forgotten Flemish Master – A Treatise on Johan van der Klimf
This week at the Belgian National Gallery in Brussels, a new exhibit opens of the works of the little known Flemish Master, Johan van der Klimf (1592-1637). Protégé and contemporary of Rubens, he failed, in history’s eyes, to emerge from the shadow of his well-known teacher and that of his illustrious predecessors, Bruegel, van Eyck,Continue reading “The Forgotten Flemish Master – A Treatise on Johan van der Klimf”
The False Teeth of Saint Mungo – A Treatise on the History of a Relic
The false teeth of Saint Mungo, patron saint of salmon and founder of Glasgow, have recently been rediscovered in a fishmongers in Auchtermuchty. The saintly dentures were found by the fishmonger, a Mr. Robert McGlengarry, in the gut of a salmon. Local clergy have cited this as a further miracle of the blessed choppers asContinue reading “The False Teeth of Saint Mungo – A Treatise on the History of a Relic”
Santa and the Warm Cousin – A Treatise on Christmas Traditions
As we plough towards Christmas Day like the big red Coca-Cola truck towards the soulless grins of saccharine-soaked children, I feel compelled to explore the different Christmas traditions from around the world and investigate their origins. Let’s start off with the big fella. Santa Claus himself, of course, originated in the Yemen as ‘walid almashkukContinue reading “Santa and the Warm Cousin – A Treatise on Christmas Traditions”
